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We Measure Distance in Minutes, Not Miles Ornament – Illinois Life Humor
Celebrate Midwest pride (and settle the debate once and for all) with this funny “We measure distance in minutes, not miles – Illinois Life” ornament. A must-have for anyone who proudly calls the Prairie State home — and knows what it’s really like. Perfect for adding a local laugh to your Christmas tree or gifting to fellow Illinoisans who get it.
🎄 3" round ornament
🖤 Clean, minimalist typewriter-style text
🎁 Includes gold hanging cord – ready to hang or gift
✨ Glossy finish that catches the holiday lights
🏡 Great for Midwestern homes, teachers, neighbors, or local friends
Perfect For
• Illinois natives & Midwest transplants
• White elephant & Secret Santa exchanges
• Stocking stuffers & local boutique gifts
• Anyone who says “pop” with pride
Because around here, it’s pop. Always has been, always will be. 🖤🥤
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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