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$10.00
Illinois Life Mug – “We Measure Distance in Minutes, Not Miles.”
If you’re from Illinois, you know this one hits home — traffic, tolls, and timing are the real ways we measure distance! This minimalist mug features the witty quote “We measure distance in minutes, not miles. – Illinois life.” printed in a clean, typewriter-style font that’s perfect for your morning coffee or evening tea.
A great conversation starter and the perfect gift for any Midwesterner who knows that a “quick 20 minutes” could mean anywhere from 5 miles to 25.
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Simple, modern black text design
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Perfect for Illinois natives, commuters, and anyone who calls the Midwest home
A funny and relatable nod to life in the Prairie State — because in Illinois, it’s never about how far, it’s about how long it’ll take you to get there.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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