Illinois Life Wine Glass – “We measure distance in minutes, not miles.”

If you’re from Illinois, you know exactly what this means. Whether it’s a quick “20-minute” drive that somehow takes an hour or a classic Midwest shortcut that isn’t short at all, this glass sums it up perfectly.

Featuring the quote:

“We measure distance in minutes, not miles. – Illinois life.”

This minimalist design captures a bit of Midwest humor and everyday truth—perfect for anyone who calls Illinois home.

Available in stemmed or stemless styles, it’s the ideal companion for relaxing after a long “10-minute” trip that took half your evening.

Details:

• Choose stemmed or stemless glass

• Durable, high-quality glass with clean typewriter-style lettering

• Dishwasher-safe (top rack recommended)

• Holds approximately 15 oz

• Great gift for Illinois natives, expats, or anyone with Midwest pride

Because in Illinois, we don’t talk miles—just minutes.