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Illinois Life Wine Glass – “Corn, Construction, and Complaining About Both”
If you know, you know.
This witty wine glass perfectly captures the spirit of Midwest living with the phrase:
“Corn, construction, and complaining about both — Illinois life.”
Whether you’re stuck in traffic behind an orange barrel or cruising past endless cornfields, this glass is your reminder to laugh (and pour another).
Available in stemmed or stemless styles, it’s the perfect gift for anyone who calls Illinois home—or has ever complained about it like a true local.
Details:
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Choose stemmed or stemless glass
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High-quality, durable glass with permanent design
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Dishwasher-safe (top rack recommended)
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Holds approximately 15 oz
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Perfect for Illinois natives, expats, or anyone with Midwest pride
Raise a glass to the simple truths of Illinois life — corn, construction, and a little bit of complaining.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
