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Corn, Construction & Complaining - Illinois Life Can Koozie
If you know, you know. This Illinois Life can koozie sums it up perfectly: “Corn, construction, and complaining about both.” Whether you’re stuck in traffic behind an orange cone or cruising past endless fields of corn, this koozie keeps your drink cold while you keep your sense of humor warm.
Made for proud (and slightly exasperated) Illinoisans who can laugh about the Midwest struggle — this one’s a must-have for tailgates, BBQs, lake weekends, and backyard bonfires.
✨ Product Details:
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Premium neoprene keeps your drink cold & your hands dry
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Fits most 12 oz cans and bottles
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Durable print that won’t fade — even after a few summer road trips
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Folds flat for easy storage or gifting
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Designed and printed with Midwest love
Perfect For:
🌽 Illinois natives & Midwest transplants
🚧 Road trip companions and local legends
🎁 Funny stocking stuffers or housewarming gifts
Because nothing says Illinois life like a cold drink, a construction detour, and a little good-natured complaining. 🍻
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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